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If Your Computer Could Talk

Computer: Dude, what the fvhck?

Me: What?

Com: What the hell are you looking at?

Me: It’s called Tecn-

Com: Can we please look at something else?! Anything?

Me: Fine, fine.

*Few minutes later*

Com: Mate, I can see the amount in your account, and I can see the amount in your Jumia shopping cart. Are you sure about buying all that?

Me: Oh come on, this stuff is important.

Com: A chair with 6 legs is important?

Me: Well I mean it’s… fine, I’ll get rid of it but I’m still buying the bowler hat.

Com: *heavy sigh*

*Few minutes later*

Com: What is this website?

Me: It’s called Nairaland, it’s filled with intellectuals and curious people, we gather to share knowledge and ideas.

Com: Does anyone actually talk to you?

Me: Don’t get clever, I’ll have you know I’m very popular on here

Com: Captain, I detect no signs of intelligent life.

Me: Hey screw you!

*Later that night*

Com: Go… the Bleep… to bed.

Me: come on, just one more game.

Com: You’ve been playing Age of Empires for three hours now, you don’t need another game.

Me: You’re right! It has been three hours since I last played Civ5. I’m going to start another campaign!

Com: It’s two in the morning, and you have class at eight!

Me: I think I’ll play as the Aztecs this time.

Com: *Screaming*

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Frederick Damasus is an IT Enthusiast and Network Administrator with keen interest for internet and social media marketing. He previously worked as Monitoring and Evaluation/IT Officer for CCDS on USAID/PIND/RTI LEAD Project. Currently he does systems and networking consultation, logo designs, blogs and content promotion.

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