This morning while preparing for work, my wife was in a hurry to sneak in some self-made zobo inside my bag when she mistakenly hit her leg on a side stool.
It was definitely so painful that she didn’t know when she screamed “What The Fûrçk”
Immediately she said that, my 3 ear old toddle started repeating the words, “What The Fûrçk”, “What The Fûrçk”, “What The Fûrçk”.
I knew it would be a tough call if I told her not to repeat the words, so I quickly found another means to achieve that.
I lay on the bed with her and said, “Did You Just Say Water-Fall?”… She said no, she just said “What The Fûrçk”…
I already prepared for this response, so I had to go psychy.
“Okay… That’s alright, because if you had said Water Fall then I wouldn’t be happy. Now be careful whenever you say Water Fall because Water Falls can be quite dangerous so I don’t want you saying waterfall until you know what a water fall is”
The continuous repetition of ‘Water Fall’ did the trick.
She climbed down and ran to her room screaming “Water Fall! Water Fall, Water fall”
Just now I returned from work, and she’s still teasing me with “Water Fall”
That’s better than the other F word…